What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:38

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
What should I do to get over a relationship?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?